Potty Break

Anna: "I have to go to the bathroom"
Me: ......
Anna:"Will you go turn the light on? I cant see"
Me: "Yeah sure"

By the time I get back into bed she is already back asleep.

What was I thinking?

It's god knows what time but we were out like a light and I go to adjust the position I'm laying in...

Me: *puts my arm around her*

Anna: *slaps me* Get the fuck off me.

Me: Okay.

Who's there..?!

Anna: *shaking me* What's that?
Me: What?
Anna: Theres something there.
Me: Where?
Anna: On the bed?
Me: Our bed?
Anna: No. My roommates.
Me: Oh.
Anna: *falls back asleep*

The funny thing is there is no bed. She has no roommate.

The best ideas come while your exhausted

So a couple nights ago I was woken up by my girlfriend talking although after responding I realized she was talking to me in her sleep. This wasn't the first time this has happened, its actually more common than she knows..sometimes i keep them to myself to spare her. After she fell back asleep I found myself laying there in thought. What I thought about was this blog. Why not share these things with the world. I know she would love it. While eating lunch the next day the idea came back to me, I actually forgot about it until that point and on my break I created this post. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.